Ethical SPOT Shaggy Plush Giant Mouse – Cat Toy, Fuzzy Mice with Catnip and Rattle Toy for Indoor Cats and Kittens, Perfect Size for Pouncing on, Chasing, Hunting – 8.5in, 1 Piece

This is Lightning. I am a 15 year old Fierce Tiger. These losers say I am old. And round. So they buy me new catnip mousies so I "play and exercize:" Pffffft. HA!!!! Do they see any REAL mousies in this house? Even though we live out on a road where they live?" They are welcome. This catnip mousie smells like catnip A LOT. As in I had a little trouble walking a straight line after I wrestled it for awhile the first afternoon, you know what I mean??? I am also a huge fan of mousies that are very shaggy and that have stronger tails and that are bigger. All good qualities in a fake mousie, if I have to have a fake one. Personally, I prefer when a silly real one happens to come in the back storage room when it gets chilly out, and I find it and get to bat it around fo awhile, until I can't stand it's stupid squeaking, and I bite of it's squeaky little head, and then, I politely give it to these losers as my gift under their obviously fake tree (that tastes terrible, by the way, I just wanted some greens in my diet, sheesh) that weirdly lights up and has shiny crap hanging on it, I lay it's body all nice on the blanket thing on the bottom of the fake stupid tree. The Mom actually was screaming!!!! Very rude. So she keeps buying me more fake mousies. so I get less "round" which seems to mean less treats and more playing with my Joe, and getting cool toys to wrestle with like this mousie. Like said, very shaggy, very sturdy and long tail, great catnip smell. great size for wrestling. As an old guy, I guess it will do, okay? ~Lightning